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Story mode: How To Ruin a Date in Five Words (Episode 1)

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    How to ruin a date in five words, well the answer is simple. Just simply say this warts grew on my penis   – Story mode : Episode 1 -Bored and looking through the profile of attractive women, Pj Knight comes across a standout beauty.  Quickly he messages her hoping she would reply back. He continues along the internet eye candy trail when suddenly he gets notification of a reply in his private messages. -The message was a simple, ” Hey.” -Being a clever wordsmith Pj responds back, “Hey, girl.” – He envisioned her blushing at his words and being in awe of his ability to communicate. She responded back “Hey, Sexy”. – This back and forth went on for a while as both expressed the deep range of their communication skills. Just when they finally got to six word long responses she asked Pj . “You want to meet up, I think your nice.” -That was the longest sentence exchanged so far and Pj was amazed by how clever and amazingly intelligent she was. -“Where sexy? ” Pj asked smiling proudly to himself as he delivered the message. -“At a Red Lobster.” She replied back to Pj’s Read More…

True Humor : How To Ruin a Date in Five Words

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      How to ruin a date in five words, well the answer is simple. Just simply say this warts grew on my penis  Story mode(episode 1 released) Bored and looking through the profile of attractive women, Pj Knight comes across a standout beauty.  Quickly he messages her hoping she would reply back. He continues along the internet eye candy trail when suddenly he gets notification of a reply in his private messages. -The message was a simple, ” Hey.” -Being a clever wordsmith Pj responds back, “Hey, girl.”

True Humor: Bro Rape -2016 update ” Do you even Smash Bro..”

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True Humor:  Bro Rape -2016 update     “Do you even Smash Bro?… Do you even Smash ?”   When Bro Rape Happens..Read Below for a special update on to prevent this to you and a Bro you know

True Humor: The Brononymous Hotline – Help us #SavetheBros

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  The Brononymous Hotline – Help us #SavetheBros     “Do you even lift Bro?… Do you even Lift?”   Pretty funny, I know alot of regular Bros and I know even more Hip Hop Bros, who down energy drinks like I down water. This made me laugh on a lot of levels, moments I was like mum but overall it was a pretty funny commercial by Organic Valley. —-                                                                        —–                                                                          ——– “Bros are sensitive creatures. Talking to them about the benefits of organic protein can be a seriously awkward conversation. That’s why we created the The Brononymous Hotline, an anonymous service that ensures your bro gets the help he needs, and he’ll have no clue it came from you. Bronymously help a bro you know at http://savethebros.com” By Organic Valley ————————————————- Urgent warning to all Bros and bros, This includes you who likes protein shakes. If you love your Bro, Bros from all walks of life, races and creeds, please have them read this Bro Rape 2016 Special Update… because Bro Rape happens especially when drinking protein shakes together in a private room while playing Wii U. True Humor:  Bro Rape -2016 update ” Do you even Smash Read More…

True Humor :Dhalsim from Street Fighter having fun in his off time

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Real Life Dhalsim When Dhalsim is not out kicking someones ass in the name of Yoga(and to earn money for his village). He is doing shows like Ripley’s Believe it or not or just getting filmed by random people on a camera for free.

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